| Stage 1: | Hi! How are you today? |
| Stage 2: | lol ok hi sup |
| Stage 3: | LOLOL OK WOW HAHA |
| Stage 4: | oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG |
| Stage 5: | HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU |
| Stage 6: | when's your birthday |
| Stage 7: | heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme |
| Stage 8: | married |
I thought this was going to be one of those posts that shames some girls about not being the “right” kind of feminist, and then it wasn’t and it was awesome.
(Source: shotamune)
I actually loved this moment, because I didn’t see this as Steve being incompetent and completely unaware of what was going on. This, I felt, was Steve being extremely sassy. “It seems to run on some form of electricity,” he says, with a huff of a sigh and a smile. What he means is, “Of fucking course I don’t know what this shit means, I’ve never been exposed to this, are you serious right now” and that is not because he’s stupid or inept. Actually, Steve adapts very, very well and very quickly to new technology, evidenced in the Avengers with the ease and familiarity that he navigates his tablet with, but also in Captain America, where he takes everything Howard gives him (modified, highly advanced Hydra weapons) and uses them to full capacity.
It’s just that Steve’s never seen the inside of a control panel like this, so there’s no way in hell he’d know what to do with it, and he’s pointing that out to Tony with his dry sense of humor. And I think Tony gets it, because he doesn’t get angry or snark back at him; he returns with “Well, you’re not wrong” and a lopsided smile, which I read as his “duh, what was I thinking” moment.
I just have a lot of feelings about Steve and his sass and his dry sense of humor, and now I will crawl away to have feelings elsewhere.
This. All of this.
This. Captain America is not dumb. Please stop writing him in such a way that he can’t use a microwave. Being from the 40’s he probably freaking loves the convenience of a microwave and figured out how to use it in about 30 seconds.
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Last week, one of my friends from high school had her baby. There are pictures all over Facebook and people are commenting things like “He’s so cute my womb is hurting!” and I’m just sitting in my little corner, unable to think about anything other than “Oh my god, it actually looks like a gnome, how is that possible?”
Hahahaha. I have kids and I am still this person. But I’m also the one who kept saying that my youngest looked like a potato when he was born. I mean, he’s adorable because he’s mine; but let’s be real, he’d been sitting in water for nine months — kid looked like a wrinkly potato.
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“Spoiler” from the end of the HuffPost Live interview with Clark Gregg, where they’d been talking primarily about his new film Trust Me:
Interviewer asks, “on behalf of the women in the control room” whether Clark and his wife (Jennifer Grey) have ever acted out the…
basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
Nothing can ever explain a period better
And it really sucks when you actually have said baby and a mere 7 WEEKS later your period starts again. What the hell, utuerus? We JUST had a damn cute baby. WE ARE NOT A MACHINE.
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It’s snowing. Again. Which means I miss this place more than anything. I want to move back. Now-ish.
