Once upon a time I wrote this little fic about Clint with a hidden talent for drawing (http://archiveofourown.org/works/933130). I’ve been struck by an urge to write Phil with a hidden talent (because I feel like we don’t have enough fics about Phil being awesome at something other than BAMFery), but I can’t land on a talent I want him to have. So, does anyone have suggestions? Ever wanted to read a fic about Phil being fantastic at something completely unSHIELD related?
|Anything smaller than a C cup:||must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?|
|C to D cup:||A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.|
|Anything over a D cup:||Beige. Lots and lots of beige.|